My wife thinks it’s weird I blurted out “I wasn’t thinking about Jason Statham!” after we made love. What? I just wanted her to know.
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We all know that was a lie. You were thinking about him, weren't you? In his woolly jumper? Eh? Yes. We know you were.
"I WASN'T THINKING OF ROB DELANEY" I yell at my hand. Confusion, and then lonely tears.
Odd. I screamed that same thing after masturbating. I just thought I should know.
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depends how soon after you finished- I mean, if you hadn't pulled out yet then maybe it was best to at least wait a while
