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pizza, wrestling, ninja turtles @robblatt@toad.social on mastodon
Content Creatorteepublic.com/stores/the-adu…Joined January 2007

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Let’s be clear, if I’m refereeing a match and this happens I will not do anything until the person is handled in one way or another
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Things that happened during my match tonight in NJ: 1. A guy screamed, “Rape her,” while I was in a submission by a guy. Things that shouldn’t have fucking happened: 1. That
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I found a reason to cheer for a football team.
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I'm cheering hard for the Jacksonville Jaguars to win the Super Bowl so that WWE has to send Tony Khan a championship belt.
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Just two dudes reminiscing about a great lunch buffet
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oh same. I would kill to blow out my ass like that just once more
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Empire Records fundamentally sucks and there’s nothing you can do to change my mind about that.
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I want a match where every time someone donates money, has to fight an additional opponent in a handicapped match.
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Dropkick Depression Ideas I Want To Do But Haven't Pulled The Trigger Or Figured It Out Yet 🧵: ▪️A multi-company day of wrestling/fest and donate item drive ▪️ A live stream where donors impact the matches live (donation = something added to the match) ▪️Write more books 1/2
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Blaming right wing psychopath voice boxes for misogyny in young men abdicates the rest of society from the problematic behavior. An excellent few tweets.
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I think pretty much everyone that has ever been misogynistically bullied by twelve year old boys knows that the brocialist accounting of why it happens isn't accurate. Like no offense but you guys are just making stuff up to not have to think more deeply.
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So many people talking about the showering, not enough people are mentioning LESS THAN ONE POOP PER DAY
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no one: no one at all: white people: FYI SO YOU KNOW I don’t wash myself ever ahaha using soap is literally so stupid loooool I actually smell so bad when I shower hehe it’s healthier to never clean your body tbh I swearrrrrr I don’t stink even though I exercise and don’t showe
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