Robbie Abed

@RobbieAb

Author of Fire Me I Beg You (Foreword by James Altucher) - Amazon: and writer for Inc Magazine.

Chicago
firemeibegyou.com
Joined May 2008
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  1. 7 hours ago

    Thought I was the only one

    me: "cool article, gonna share with my friends" me: *copies link* me: *pastes link* me: *backspaces the two additional lines of tagging and analytics trackers* me: *sends*
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  2. Retweeted
    Apr 10

    . JERY: you see, you know how to *take* the data, you just don't know how to *protect* the data. and thats really the most important part of the data: the protecting

    21 replies 543 retweets 2,674 likes
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  3. Apr 10

    Never seen this before. Followed to check it out and got the same thing with the *misspelling subsequent tweet.

    Really? How much did you pay for this one ? Such a horrible marketing tactic
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  4. Retweeted
    Apr 6

    Dear Amazon, I bought a toilet seat because I needed one. Necessity, not desire. I do not collect them. I am not a toilet seat addict. No matter how temptingly you email me, I'm not going to think, oh go on then, just one more toilet seat, I'll treat myself.

    1,897 replies 72,341 retweets 397,435 likes
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  5. Retweeted
    Apr 5

    Our future is either that we’re all Uber drivers and take turns driving each other around, or we’re all podcast hosts and take turns being each other’s guests...I just can’t decide which one is worse 🤔

    118 replies 658 retweets 3,065 likes
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  6. Apr 3

    I just registered for this free webinar w/ & to learn how to superchage my conversions using personalization. Check it out 👉

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  7. Retweeted
    Apr 2

    Just landed at SFO and there’s a startup dude taking a conference call from his laptop in the bathroom

    8 replies 6 retweets 48 likes
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  8. Retweeted
    Apr 2

    Uber Eats drivers who call two minutes before they're at my house to tell me to come outside...no...no you come to my door. I just paid 82 dollars in delivery fee. You should chew it for me.

    18 replies 16 retweets 341 likes
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  9. Apr 2

    Why can't I come up with things like this

    The staring contest app 👀
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  10. Apr 1

    25% through the year already!

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  11. Retweeted
    Apr 1

    I had jokingly told Santos a few months ago that if he wins I'll marry him on the spot. WELL HE GOT TO QUESTION 11 TONIGHT AND THANK GOD HE CHOSE CONSTANTINE INSTEAD OF KUGEL BECAUSE I'M NOT READY.

    22 replies 115 retweets 1,990 likes
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  12. Mar 30

    This is news worthy

    Co-worker got his lunch stolen and they’ve agreed to let him watch the security camera tape. This is the most excited I’ve ever been at any job ever. Ever.
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  13. Mar 30

    Amazing. I don't think I can have that many people around me for the fear of not getting in.

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    Hi, I’m Codey Babineaux and I JUST GOT INTO PRINCETON 😭😭. It doesn’t even feel real . From rags to riches.
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  14. Retweeted
    Mar 28

    Turns out joking about being a “rock” star because of digging tunnels (through, uh, rock — hello??) is deeply underappreciated

    2,635 replies 9,815 retweets 109,402 likes
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  15. Retweeted
    Mar 26

    Adulthood is just clicking this button everyday until you eventually die

    237 replies 20,323 retweets 72,787 likes
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  16. Mar 25

    wow

    Trivia HQ lands Warner Bros. for a $3 million ad deal and $250,000 player jackpot
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  17. Retweeted
    Mar 25

    😂

    267 replies 31,058 retweets 72,223 likes
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  18. Retweeted
    Mar 23
    Replying to and

    SpaceX social media person worrying about their job like

    13 replies 366 retweets 5,210 likes
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  19. Retweeted
    Mar 23
    Replying to

    We’ve never advertised with FB. None of my companies buy advertising or pay famous people to fake endorse. Product lives or dies on its own merits.

    850 replies 7,905 retweets 48,502 likes
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  20. Mar 23

    Anything says I'm RT'ing. This guy is a gangster.

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