You’re all being brainwashed by Big Towel.
We got some fancy high thread count towels recently and they don’t absorb water at all. I don’t know much about wicking dynamics in relations to thread quantity but that’s like the one job of a towel 
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We got some fancy high thread count towels recently and they don’t absorb water at all. I don’t know much about wicking dynamics in relations to thread quantity but that’s like the one job of a towel 