Randi Mayem SingerOvjeren akaunt

@rmayemsinger

Screenwriter of Mrs. Doubtfire, some other stuff you didn't see & lots of stuff my name isn't on. Now helping to reboot Mad About You. Opinions are correct.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2011.

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    Donald Trump is what happens when you don't discipline a toddler until he's 73 years old.

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    prije 12 sati

    So the has electile dysfunction?

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  3. I'm so confused. Is this bot glitching?

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  4. Okay, the Bernie people are legit scaring me. You know who they sound like? Oh never mind. Muting my ass off right now.

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  5. The are like bad sex. After all that hype, you finally get started, but then it takes so long you lose interest, and the finish is questionable.

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    1/ For those confused about the , let me explain while we’re waiting on results. Caucus goers enter the site and first have to stick their hand in a jar of strawberry preserves. (The preserves have to be delivered by a man named Merle.)

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    At this point Amy Klobuchar has broken into an Office Depot and is just throwing staplers at everyone. Wolf, back to you.

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    prije 16 sati

    Has anyone checked to make sure there aren't a bunch of Russians walking around in that Iowa auditorium wearing mustache nose glasses?

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    prije 14 sati

    Dear Iowa, This is getting embarrassing. Sincerely, Florida man

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  10. But it's disrespectful for players to kneel during the anthem in silent protest of widespread racial injustice? Gotcha.

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    He did. For two years. And the results were so abominable that you lost 40 seats and seven governorships.

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  13. A friend asked me recently how my Twitter happened. What he meant was who the hell am I to have followers? I said "No idea. All I know is my 2 greatest passions have always been politics & comedy. And then Donald Trump ran for POTUS." I wish he hadn't and nobody was reading this.

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  14. So basically we use a fantasy football league to kick off our elections. Got it.

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    I'm shocked it has taken Putin this long to destroy us with election standards like this

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    You're morbidly obese. Your hair is the color of urine. Your skin looks like a rotting orange. You can't stand up straight. You can't string two coherent sentences together. Your mind is rotting. You're Donald Trump, and you approved this message by picking on Mike's height.

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    prije 18 sati

    If you spend your whole life benefiting yourself by making the world a far worse place, people may not say nice things as you near the end; may even giddily anticipate the incipient relief from your malign presence, is what I have to say tonight about nobody in particular.

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  18. Or middle class people who can't afford cancer.

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  19. Overextended mother doesn't realize she's paying father for taking care of his own kids when he would've done it for free.

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  20. Iowa is great. Yay, Iowa. Nothing against Iowa. Now tell me why we can't kick off our national election in a state more heterogeneous and representative of these United States than Iowa?

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