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Idiot writer - ProcessedMedia/, , elsewhere. Here to save the multi-cam sitcom.
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I was at an amusement park when this happened, and people were losing their shit at the top of the ferris wheel lol
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if you don't remember the blackout I'm sorry to say but you experienced a pretty watered-down version of NY, even if you are a native
MAGA’s answer to Chris Evans
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this guy walking around yelling “two gendas” like he’s selling hot dogs and water outside of a sporting event
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Shaq has turned himself into such a clown (slash cop) people tend to forget this
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“There was no f**king guarding him.” @Rjeff24 calls prime @SHAQ the most physically dominant player in the history of the game. Full episode drops 4/5. youtu.be/R9WDO9Mh9BY
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Happy Trans Day of Visibility to everyone out there, stranger and friend alike. You make the world a better place, despite what some shitheads might have you think🏳️‍⚧️❤️
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Lily Gladstone (Mollie Burkhart) and Leonardo DiCaprio (Ernest Burkhart) in Killers of the Flower Moon
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It's official, on May 20, Martin Scorsese will present #KillersOfTheFlowerMoon in world premiere at #Cannes2023! The filmmaker will be surrounded by Leonardo DiCaprio, Robert De Niro, Jesse Plemons and Lily Gladstone! More info👉 bit.ly/3G5YUOd @AppleTV
This proves the scientific accuracy of the Bad Boys 2 highway scene
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FREEWAY FLIP: A car is sent flying through the air after being struck by a tyre that fell from a nearby truck in Los Angeles. Police said no major injuries were sustained in the incident. abcn.ws/3774ax0
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