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Biden and French President Emmanuel Macron held a friendly phone call Sunday in a bid to resume normal ties after four years of troubled relations under Trump.
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Update on the abandoned dog
I managed to catch him and passed him over to an animal shelter which rehomes only that specific breed of dog.
I hope he will find a home soon.
Footage & I obtained from Parler shows Roger Stone and Proud Boys leaders Enrique Tarrio and Ethan Nordean (a.k.a. Rufio Panman) together the night before the December 12th “Stop The Steal” rally in Washington DC. Read report here: justsecurity.org/74579/exclusiv
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America is back. Diplomacy is back.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene is having a rough week so I sang her a love ballad. 🖤✡️🚀 #MarjorieTaylorGreene
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Champ and Major have joined us in the White House! 💕🐾
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Dog update.
I got him a squeaky chicken toy today. He loves and plays with it like the silly young dog he is.
He took it off now and has hidden it somewhere.
Still won't let me touch him or pet him yet.
Lyndon Johnson may have worn a Rolex, but he got a lot done for the poor, suffering and disenfranchised:
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If you are butt hurt at President Biden making comments about racists and white supremacists
Chances are, you are one - or both.
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If you feel personally attacked when Joe Biden condemns white supremacists
YOU MIGHT BE A WHITE SUPREMACIST
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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene suggests she's been targeted by Twitter for being a conservative who hurts scoldy people's feelings.
In reality, she's been serially inaccurate. Here's a fact check of 11 false claims she's tweeted in the last month alone:
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Oh look Reuters reporter asking a question and no one in authority is making fun of him for wearing a mask during a deadly pandemic, how very strange
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I see some people on Twitter are thanking me for helping guide them through the last 4 years. I am humbled and deeply appreciative. I also don’t plan on going anywhere quite yet. 😀 In fact, I have what I hope will be an exciting announcement on a new initiative coming soon.
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The jumbos are up. Now it’s real.
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🏆 International Troll Champion! 👏👏👏
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He seems like a very happy old man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!
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I’m here today because of the women who came before me.
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Doggy update
He came for a walk again, with my dog.
Very playful and came back when I whistled.
Still won't let me though him yet.
But we are getting closer.
LOVE her.
Daily press briefings are back - and they’re gonna be hella boring and glorious.
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The White House is the People’s House, so I'm asking for YOU to reply with your questions. I'll answer you in a video this week. Can't wait to hear from you!
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MAGA 20 minutes after inauguration
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He seems like a very happy old man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!
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In a moving tribute, Biden and Harris take time to remember the 400,000 lives lost in the U.S. to COVID-19.
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President-elect Joe Biden participates in a national COVID-19 memorial, featuring a lighting ceremony around the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in Washington, D.C
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Tomorrow I will be gardening.
I just hope the inauguration passes off with no incident.
Stay safe everyone.
To add to the problems my neighbor has just told me her dog is on heat.
We knew this was coming of course, and I was trying to catch the make dog before now.
The next week or so will be interesting.
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