Dr. LaForce

@rileycoyote

Author of the forthcoming passive-aggressive email to my mother.

Logan Square, Chicago
melanielaforce.com
Joined July 2008
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  1. Retweeted
    Apr 7

    “Acceptable 2016 hobbies: fermenting your own kombucha, DIY-acupuncture…” — 

    “Acceptable 2016 hobbies: rescuing pit bulls, fermenting your own kombucha, DIY-acupuncture…” from “How to Be a Manic Pixie Dream Girl in 2016” by Melanie LaForce.
    2:19 PM - 7 Apr 2016 · Details
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  2. Apr 7 Bavaria Filmstadt

    Just a group ride on Falcor today, NBD.

    6:01 AM - 7 Apr 2016 · Details
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  3. Apr 3

    When Ghostbusters is on! 😀 But it's in standard def. 😡

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  4. Apr 2

    Trying to make my uber driver like me because he's clearly cooler.

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  5. Apr 2

    Meme idea: Hipsters discussing how real life 2016 is 's Idiocracy.

  6. Apr 2

    In non-depressing news, here is Meryl Streep as a slice of cheese pizza. (Via tasteofstreep,…

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  7. Apr 2

    Snow and a head cold. What is this, March?

  8. Mar 31

    Rest in Peace, Elsie LaForce. 2001-2016

    3:34 PM - 31 Mar 2016 · Details
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  9. Mar 30 Chicago, IL

    Oh, swell. RT Company creates gun that looks exactly like a cell phone.

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  10. Retweeted
    Mar 29

    Chimpanzees: Spiritual but not religious?

    6:15 AM - 29 Mar 2016 · Details
    42 retweets 81 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Mar 28

    This girl designed her own superhero prosthetic arm, and it shoots sparkles

    4:03 PM - 28 Mar 2016 · Details
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    Mar 28

    “It’s Rosé Season, Bitches!” — 

    “It’s Rosé Season, Bitches!” from “It’s Rosé Season, Bitches!” by Melanie LaForce.
    1:19 PM - 28 Mar 2016 · Details
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  13. Mar 28 Chicago, IL

    It's rosé season, bitches!

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  14. Mar 27

    Rather sad that I'm at an age where I can injure myself while adult coloring.

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  15. Mar 26

    I am a MACHINE. For sleep.

    2:15 PM - 26 Mar 2016 · Details
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    Mar 25

    Cadbury Creme Egg-Stuffed Donut Holes

    5:00 PM - 25 Mar 2016 · Details
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  18. Mar 24

    Remember in the 90s when everyone had yellow teeth? Simpler times.

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  19. Retweeted
    Mar 23

    It's now the law for me to share a restroom with your wife.

    8:37 PM - 23 Mar 2016 · Details
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