Thank god I’m an atheist
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Thank “God”???? I guess atheists aren’t too bright.
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he meant 'gods' , a bit of ironic humor. that makes him bright to me. He just believes in one less god than you. Just like i do
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Thank you for the explanation, who would have known it was meant to be ironic. Now I will explain . My joke was a sarcastic one in response to Matt’s joke. A bit of sarcastic humour. And congrats on your Atheism, good for you.
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Phew, for a second there, I thought that we couldn’t be friends. Have a lovely day Nicola.
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Well I am glad we cleared that up. I would be heart broken if we couldn’t be friends Matt.
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If only Trump and Kim Junk-un would get alone like you two, the world would be at peace. In fact, I'd name a baby oil after you: Johnson & Hanson. Or re-name my fav actor to "Matt Dame"
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Apparently you haven’t met the “deplorables”! Nice isn’t in their repertoire.
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Oh and the people who call them deplorable are just darling.
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The left has one name for them. Trump has a different stupid nick name for everyone including those he hired then fired. Who’s the idiot now? Yes, you’re right. It’s trump.
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And that’s why you lost.
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I didn’t lose. The American people lost. But that’s about to change.
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Keep dreaming. I know it’s bad when the USA has lowest unemployment rate in history. And having companies investing Billions into the USA. Over 3 million new jobs plus 180,000 this month. Ya, that’s rough . You lose
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Fuck you.
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Thank you for censoring it. I don't want you to go to prison.
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Oh sorry that was meant to be "U"
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You're a silly goose. Wanna come over and teach me some workout moves?
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Are you a homosexual? It's fine if you are, I'd just like to make it clear early on that I am not that way inclined
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I'm not, but you're still free to come over and make some protein shake cosmos. You can spank me around with your silly little MMA moves after. Or watch football, whatever.
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Are you sure...? Cosmos? That's a gingerly drink pal.
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