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Ricky Gervais

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If I believed in an all-powerful God I'd also assume he could do his own murders.

1:52 PM · Jan 7, 2015Twitter for iPhone

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For an omnipotent being, God seems awfully pissy when people call him names and draw pictures of him

That's nothing. Try eating his apples!

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Like you say, he is too busy giving African children Aids.

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outsourcing?

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ain't religion grand

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obviously he needs foot soldiers to sexually abuse 1400 kids in England and murder evil French cartoonists.

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“

: If I believed in an all-powerful God I'd also assume he could do his own murders.”

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isn't blasphemy just religious PC? People interpretting that a comment may offend someone else

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but then he gets to keep all the virgins to himself! #nofair #wheresmygun

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: If I believed in an all-powerful God I'd also assume he could do his own murders.” Wise words