RESPECT THE RIGHT TO FREE QUICHE
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This, too, shell pass.
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Sorry no way to put those eggs back in the shell:
@rickhasenpic.twitter.com/kWCfEC6D2h
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A law prof once made a lame joke When the White House wrote "yolk" 'stead of "yoke" Then came pun after pun He cried "WHAT HAVE I DONE?" He's so sorry that ever he spoke.
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Don't worry, it's almost over, easy.
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(Scrambling to find the mute button)
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That's a shell you can't uncrack, my friend.
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In the future, you should just ovoid egg jokes altogether.
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Don’t worry, this will blow over. Easy.
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