ricardopresto

@ricardopresto

Astronaut. Ventriloquist. Liar.

Helmond, NL  
Joined July 2010
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  1. 25 Nov 2020

    Daily Telegraph bully detector now available.

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  2. 1 Dec 2018

    Work begins on UK alternative to Galileo.

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  3. 18 Mar 2018

    Wireless enthusiast intercepts government secret radio band and uncovers secrets and scandals of deceitful type proportions.

    ✏️ Which song has the greatest opening line?
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  4. 15 Dec 2017

    The theme from The Taking of Pelham 123 really is an astonishing piece of music. Get it in your ears.

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  5. 15 Dec 2017

    Enjoyable lunch today, only marginally tarnished by the presence of .

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  6. 15 Dec 2017

    With earphones it's easy to forget that other people can't hear the music. I keep wondering why no one else on this train is dancing.

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  7. 11 Nov 2017

    Don't look now mate but that weird phallic thing behind you has just come all over your head.

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  8. 26 Sep 2017

    I'd like to know more about this operation.

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  9. 20 Jul 2017

    Can't decide.

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  10. 8 Jul 2017

    Orderly queue, ladies.

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  11. Retweeted
    6 Jul 2017

    This is great: Accidental locations:

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  12. 26 Jun 2017

    When you put on a pair of trousers you haven't worn for ages and there's a billion pounds in one of the pockets.

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  13. 17 Jun 2017

    Teufelsberg, . Some pictures from last month.

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  14. 11 May 2017

    When you have to turn your phone sideways, that's a proper sausage.

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  15. 15 Apr 2017

    Reading Twitter with my arsehole.

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  16. 15 Apr 2017

    Watching cycling with my left eye and football with my right eye.

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  17. 2 Apr 2017

    "What's a cocoa shunter?"

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  18. 9 Feb 2017

    The bogs in CBGBs in the 70s, catering for the true exhibitionist.

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  19. 2 Jan 2017

    I wondered what that Spinal Tap song was about.

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  20. Retweeted
    25 Dec 2011

    Dad burped the word 'Christmas' and mum is pointing out stuff I can have when she dies. Going to open a vein and pour the wine straight in.

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