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    R palmarum‏ @rhyncophorous Aug 6

    The two things I will never understand about girls: why they care about you having a bed frame so much and why they care so much about you wearing ‘cool shoes’

    8:03 AM - 6 Aug 2018
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      1. R palmarum‏ @rhyncophorous Aug 6
        Replying to @notaquatica

        no this is giving them too much credit

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      2. Al_Khdir‏ @mulcairejack Aug 6
        Replying to @rhyncophorous

        The shoes thing is a heuristic for a lot of stuff they legitimately don’t like The bed frame thing is a cope, a lie they tell themselves to cover something about themselves they don’t like, which is that they don’t care about bedframes (“methinks the lady doth protest too much”)

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      3. R palmarum‏ @rhyncophorous Aug 6
        Replying to @mulcairejack

        wat things

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      4. Al_Khdir‏ @mulcairejack Aug 6
        Replying to @rhyncophorous

        Gross/socially unacceptable shoes are a really strong correlate of legit “virgin” (in the meme sense) behavior/personality

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      1. richard‏ @pachkacigaret Aug 6
        Replying to @rhyncophorous

        what do girls think are cool shoes now

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      2. Neon Peonage‏ @NeonPeonage Aug 6
        Replying to @rhyncophorous

        multiple girls have complimented/hit on me for wearing the prototypical thot shoe (white adidas superstars), wat mean

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      3. singapore fictional imagery‏ @neet_telemachus Aug 6
        Replying to @NeonPeonage @rhyncophorous

        u got 2012 taste in shoes is what that means, basic girls dont care tho

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      4. Neon Peonage‏ @NeonPeonage Aug 6
        Replying to @neet_telemachus @rhyncophorous

        i know i think they look retarded now but i keep getting laid in them cause i live in a small town that’s like 5 years behind

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      1. Giver of Gifts‏ @CultOfCrom Aug 6
        Replying to @rhyncophorous @doseofpercocets

        before wife moved in w/ me I slept on floor with one blanket under me & one on top!! slept like a rock every night!!! pillow was army issue duffel full of old pattern uniforms with blanket over top. now I sleep on queen bed (no homo) with 6 pillows, WTF?!?!?

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      1. Michel Houellebeqyrper‏ @Houellebeqyrper Aug 6
        Replying to @rhyncophorous

        Boots are good in this respect because they strike a balance between functionality and not coming across as totally autistic, and women don't know men's boots the way they know men's shoes

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      1. Ruhan Magefist‏ @AdamB120 Aug 6
        Replying to @rhyncophorous @doseofpercocets

        Lmao or they insist on expensive sheets, why not two comforters?

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      1. STEMcel Overlord‏ @moronicpedant Aug 6
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        i fugged my ex on a 2 inch thick futon mattress laying directly on the floor mad?

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      1. Froggert "Frogey" Sammakkonen‏ @YahBoyFrogKing Aug 6
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        the 2 inch futon mattress is a powerful tool

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