no this is giving them too much credit
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The shoes thing is a heuristic for a lot of stuff they legitimately don’t like The bed frame thing is a cope, a lie they tell themselves to cover something about themselves they don’t like, which is that they don’t care about bedframes (“methinks the lady doth protest too much”)
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wat things
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Gross/socially unacceptable shoes are a really strong correlate of legit “virgin” (in the meme sense) behavior/personality
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what do girls think are cool shoes now
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multiple girls have complimented/hit on me for wearing the prototypical thot shoe (white adidas superstars), wat mean
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u got 2012 taste in shoes is what that means, basic girls dont care tho
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i know i think they look retarded now but i keep getting laid in them cause i live in a small town that’s like 5 years behind
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before wife moved in w/ me I slept on floor with one blanket under me & one on top!! slept like a rock every night!!! pillow was army issue duffel full of old pattern uniforms with blanket over top. now I sleep on queen bed (no homo) with 6 pillows, WTF?!?!?
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Boots are good in this respect because they strike a balance between functionality and not coming across as totally autistic, and women don't know men's boots the way they know men's shoes
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Lmao or they insist on expensive sheets, why not two comforters?
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i fugged my ex on a 2 inch thick futon mattress laying directly on the floor mad?
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the 2 inch futon mattress is a powerful tool
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