Rhodri MarsdenOvjeren akaunt

@rhodri

Vapid Response Unit. Write features & books. Emit tunes (Scritti Politti, Dream Themes, Lost Crowns, Kenny Process Team). Did a Brexit disco album.

London, United Kingdom
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2007.

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    You know how Genesis P Orridge & his wife surgically modified themselves to become a single pandrogynous being? Well, I'm eating a sandwich.

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  2. There you go. Five tweets moaning about installing a £20 letterbox. Enjoy.

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  3. ENLARGE THE HOLE IN THE DOOR? That's quite some Easy Letterbox Selection process, ending with me hacking a hole in a UPVC door. I emailed back suggesting that they amend their Easy Selection guide, and I cut the lugs off using a Hot Knife. My guarantee was instantly voided.

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  4. I emailed the letterbox vendor, asking for help. “Am I being stupid? Did I order the wrong thing?” No, I didn’t. “You can enlarge the hole in the door to accommodate these,” came the reply. “Some people cut the lugs off… but this would void your guarantee on the product.”

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  5. Today my letterbox arrived. I was excited by the prospect of installing this letterbox and growing wiser as a man. But despite choosing the right letterbox, and being sent the right letterbox, it had stupid plastic lugs that prevented it being screwed to the door.

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  6. I measured my letterbox using the helpful Easy Selection guide. RESULT! My letterbox was exactly the same dimensions as one of their options. Whoo-hoo! It was now just a question of choosing a style of letterbox, paying for it and awaiting next day delivery.

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  7. 4. velj

    Yesterday I bought a new letterbox to replace my old broken letterbox. Buying a letterbox was a new experience for me. VERY green in the letterbox department. I needed help. So I found an online letterbox vendor with an “Easy Selection” guide. This would, surely, make it simple.

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    the room next door - Priti Patel

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  9. 4. velj

    Oh man, the joy and elation you feel after having your ears microsuctioned. The sonic clarity of Chingford is blowing my mind.

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  10. 2. velj

    The venue’s full of kids, completely enchanted. Lovely.

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  11. 2. velj

    The loveliest thing. All 24 episodes of Ludwig being screened at Guildhall, with live orchestra and the original narrator, Jon Glover. ♥️

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  12. 2. velj

    If you make an album about Brexit, this is what happens to your Spotify stats when Brexit actually happens.

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  13. 1. velj

    Just got home and heard about Andy Gill. Gutted. I always wanted to play guitar like him. I often tried. Only ever got about a third of the way there. He was astounding.

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    1. velj

    Doing a SOLd oUT show tonight featuring a bunch of people playing the songs of Tim Smith, he of Cardiacs. Will be live-streamed here from 8.30pm GMT. Then Admirals Hard, folk songs of Plymouth! Two for the price of none!

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  15. 1. velj

    Doing a SOLd oUT show tonight featuring a bunch of people playing the songs of Tim Smith, he of Cardiacs. Will be live-streamed here from 8.30pm GMT. Then Admirals Hard, folk songs of Plymouth! Two for the price of none!

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    1. velj

    The song that predicted Brexit back in 1985, as Gerry reminds us. 'The Clock Comes Down The Stairs' by the great Microdisney (feat. of Brexit disco legends Article 54…).

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  17. 31. sij

    In Walthamstow, the sound of three fireworks. Phut. Phfff. Blap. Silence.

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  18. 31. sij

    We’ve still got time to stop this thing! Um. *looks around*

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  19. 31. sij

    Blocking out the swathes of bullshit by watching Little Miss Sunshine, followed by however many episodes of the Muppet Show I can cram in before falling asleep.

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  20. 31. sij

    If you’re reading this and thinking “Jeez, Twitter’s depressing today,” why not do what I’m about to do and hurl your phone into the back of a bin lorry.

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