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RJ Rhodes
@rhodes_rj
18+ only, she/her I write sexy stories and make sexy games. Support me on Patreon here: patreon.com/rjrhodeswrites

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Jamie just having a relaxing canoe ride. Nothing scary about to happen, that's for sure. Happy Halloween
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Matthew Perry's only claim to fame is that he was people's third favorite character on a thirty year old sitcom and his stepfather is the amazing Kieth Morrison.
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Halloween Ends was surprisingly good. I was not a fan of Kills at all, but this one went a different direction with it and I'm pretty happy overall.
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Somehow this day started with me feeling great about myself and has turned into me feeling like nobody likes me and that my game has peaked and it's all downhill from here. Dang ADHD, depressed brain is fucking me up today.
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I'm not familiar with the Minecraft community, but damn it seems really mean that this guy Dream finally revealed his face and it's trending on Twitter how ugly the guy is. He just looks like an average white guy to me? Like, why is everybody being so mean? Is he an asshole?
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FINALLY! Chapter 4 of Bare Witness release is coming soon! The release dates are as follows: Silver+ patrons - October 15th, 2022 Bronze patrons - October 18th, 2022 Changelog: Renders - 2,750+ Words - 68,000+ Animations - 170 Songs - 40+
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I saw a squirrel doing this when I was on my walk a couple days ago. I was like "oh no, squirrel, what happened to you." Then when I got closer, it jumped up and ran off, scaring me and making me call it names. Splooting is a great name for it though lol
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I put water out in my backyard for the squirrels. I feel so badly that they are splooting. Even though splooting is actually also adorable and makes it seem like the planking trend has finally reached the squirrel community. 🐿" by @SFGate twitter.com/i/events/15680
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To Be A King - Volume 1 has hours of playtime in a single playthrough. Plenty of content already in Volume 1, and there is much more story still to come. Wishlist To Be A King on Steam now, and take a look at the official guide too:
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That Italian site that was selling my game actually took the game down when I contacted them. I'm surprised, but it was a nice outcome!
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Prey was REALLY good! I was pretty much done with the Predator franchise after the last disappointment, but I loooooved this one.
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Just found out my game was stolen and is being sold under the name "Scomparso" on an Italian website. I filed a report, but not sure what else I should do. If you paid for my game, you have been scammed. I have a Patreon and SS and there is DLC on Steam, but the game is free.
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My goal is to make you cry while you cum.
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I play erotic games. Im not gonna lie; I dig story-heavy erotic visual novel-type things. That said: @rhodes_rj, STOP HURTING ME. YOU CANT GIVE ME A SERIES OF ENJOYABLE CHARACTERS AND THEN WHAMMY ME WITH UNIMAGINABLE HEARTBREAK THAT NO AMOUNT OF LOADING OLD SAVES CAN FIX.
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"I don't like visual novels, so I downloaded this visual novel and played it for 5 minutes and didn't like it because it's a visual novel."
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Nevermind, I just listened to the beginning of the podcast and heard you found it in some dark alley of the internet. Quel scandale! I dont like listening to the podcasts without seeing the episode first, but this time... I guess. Dateline needs to get all their episodes up!
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Does it annoy anybody else when you say "good morning" online and some dork replies with some variant of "it's afternoon here"? Yes, I understand time zones exist. Shut up.
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Why is Stranger Things so friggin' long!? There is so little story in it. Season 4 is 13 hours. Over an hour longer than the extended version of LotR! My hobbits went there and back again while these kids were talking about D&D and taking salt-water baths.
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Super cool when people on Steam give an Early Access game that they liked a negative review because it's not finished. o_O
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Don't you hate when you have to be somewhere in like an hour, so you're trying to do something during that hour, but you can't get too invested, because you know you have to leave? I hate that.
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