Randy Glenn

@rglenn

Hacktastic nutjob

Oakville / Toronto, Canada
randyglenn.ca
Joined August 2007
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  1. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    Delicious as it runs now is sharded across 10 databases, which reminds me of an old programming tip: don’t shard things across 10 databases

    12 replies 85 retweets 359 likes
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    Jun 8

    "My father is a large man with unbreakable bones. He dug the Mississippi River with a car key. He recently invented jai alai."

    14 replies 62 retweets 326 likes
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    Jun 3

    plugin that changes "millennials" to "kids these days"

    101 replies 4,795 retweets 9,311 likes
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    Jun 3

    What's the difference between Software Engineers, Programmers & Developers? 👍 Jer, 👍!

    95 replies 3,487 retweets 5,579 likes
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    May 29

    It’s been a while since we last found Satoshi Nakamoto

    16 replies 69 retweets 312 likes
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    May 26

    Tough day for Sens fans; some of whom were even starting to Google-map the Canadian Tire Centre, so that they might one day actually show up

    1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
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    May 17

    Men are absolutely fucking terrifying

    33 replies 179 retweets 218 likes
  8. May 14

    Public transit in Oakville: it is now 3:45 PM on Sunday, and thus too late to go out and see a movie if I want to take a bus home.

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    May 6

    What qualifications do Wikileaks have in spotting fakes?

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    May 5

    MY FAVORITE REVIEW OF A CHROMEBOOK

    19 replies 2,081 retweets 4,621 likes
  11. May 3

    Ha! (It is time to upgrade to Windows 10, though)

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    May 2

    ⛄️ Engineering and yellow lights

    6 replies 9 retweets 10 likes
  13. Apr 21

    THINKING BACK TO MR. CIZMAR'S CLASS IN GRADE 7. MADE TWO BECAUSE I'M GUESSSING WILL…

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    Apr 11

    "That's woman's work" I say, impressed, gesturing to the discovery of radium, pulsars, earths inner core, & the 1st written computer program

    18 replies 861 retweets 1,269 likes
  15. Apr 11

    I just tried ending a bunch of sentences with semicolons.

    1 reply 3 likes
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    Mar 30

    United States technological dwarfs forced to recycle rockets for limping space program. Mighty missiles of DPRK are used once and once only

    26 replies 497 retweets 722 likes
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    Mar 23
    Replying to

    2. Hearing a Brit say "painstaking" as "pains-taking" made me realize it's not about staking pain. You're taking pains. Mind. Blown.

    17 replies 66 retweets 284 likes
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    Mar 20

    Android crashes on boot when running from SD card

    154 replies 12,441 retweets 16,676 likes
  19. Mar 17

    LinkedIn really needs a less expansive definition of “Toronto area” for job postings. Ajax is more than a little far for me.

    2 replies
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    Mar 15

    My collaborative helping with removal in . Robots soon available

    1 reply 11 retweets 24 likes

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