“I could see the whites of the baby’s eyes and hear her terrifying cries, and I knew it was either her or me. And this wasn’t some newborn infant, you know? This was a baby who could probably sit up independently.”https://twitter.com/theonion/status/996460255520358400 …
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I used to have so much respect for you. It's gone. I used to root for you. Retweeting
@TheOnion that's your journalistic integrity? That's how dialogue gets started? You're a joke. -
Satire, it's...it's satire, mate, it's punching up to make an incisive political point, I don't see how this is...not in the wheelhouse of what you think he should tweet...on his own account... And if the satire hurts, it's working. That's the point.
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Hey thanks for the tip. I had no idea what the Onion is all about until
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I want my future students’ history textbooks to come complete with an Onion companion workbook.
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That's pretty dark for The Onion...
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Sign of the times
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If only this were a joke
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Most veteran PTSD is the inability to cope with the horrific things they have done to other people. And, we say ‘thank you for your service’ to them.
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They are having a field day with this.
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that's
#TheOnion you idiotThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I hope the soilder gets all the psychological help he can get, so that he can put this horrifying experience behind him.
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Not funny!
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Now that is pretty dark humour, but with what is going on it is probably sickeningly close to what is going on.
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Perfect
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Scary and tasteless maybe but right for the times we live in
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