Reza AslanVerified account

We still have an hour left in the west coast for @DennisDMZ to come through!

Smokey Eyes Tell No Lies Sarah Sanders

I hear that burned facts make a credible eye shade.

Maybe now the media will get bold and say something shocking like “she has a loose relationship with the truth”

@iamsambee had some good ones on her show last night.

It's been done. Not to say it doesn't need to be done more, of course...

Mr. Aslan, would you be kind enough to weigh in on why you think Giuliani is spilling the beans?? It feels very planned out and premeditated. Giuliani spills and now today Trump finally admits he did pay off Daniels. I would love to hear your thoughts on this. #ImpeachTrump

Is it lying if she believe it?

Already done, but let's do one day or 6 a day, every time 45 lies, comedians get to tell a joke about the liar

Can’t be done without causing intense emotional harm. #MaggieCryingWolf

But would you be ok with the white tears of rage?

'Mr Aslan I think it's outrageous of you to make fun of her appearance like that! 'But I didn't say anything about--' 'OUTRAGEOUS!'

How she will burn the lie and use the ash for eye shadow . Please comedians help

Maybe she’s born with it Maybe it’s lies It’s probably lies ~ Michelle Wolf

Please provide the source of your accusation.

@michelleisawolf