Sounds like a perfect fit for the Trump Administration.
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Or accurately measure how tall something is.
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"Only the best people."
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Seems like he'd be under prescribing based on his weighing of the Dotard. "You'll need to cut this capsule into 1/8 ths, ma'am."
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"Drank too much on the job"? What??? How about drank ANY AMOUNT on the job.
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Only a delay? The world we live in... good grief...
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I like the "excessive drinking at the workplace" -- what in hell is anyone doing drinking on the job anyway? Excessive or otherwise?
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Quarter-gram, gram, half-ounce what the hell.
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