Reza AslanVerified account

Brody generally does an impressive job pairing pretension with being wrong about stuff.

What the fuck does that even mean?

Hah. Maybe next time they can squeeze in "tragic prefiguring."

God help us.

I thought we said NO SPOILERS, New Yorker.

This movie strikes me as something that came out of the need of a couple of frazzled parents to keep their kids quiet. OK, 1-2-3 let's play the "quiet game"! And then they spun it into a movie.

Gibberish

As a New Yorker, I call bullshyt.

I think you may have started a competition, but I’m giving this one 3/2 odds.

This is almost as convoluted as your pseudo-intellectual apologetics for terrorism, beheadings, violence and rape.

False, where are the diaereses?

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The most New Yorker sentence ever written is, "Tonstant Weader fwowed up." Or perhaps, "How about never -- is never good for you?" Or, "First there were the Grahams, the Hammers, the Lears, the Howlands, and the Crosscups."

Um, what was the middle part again, New Yorker?

In New Zealand we call that ‘wank’