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Ever since Bannon endorsed the Jesus ticket, their numbers have been falling.

Winfrey/Christ 2020

A black/brown immigrant who believes in feeding hungry/clothing naked/getting money out of places of worship? He wouldn't poll above 30 w/. 45's supporters...

Pretty sure Jesus is an actual "stable genius".

Clearly being delusional remains a prerequisite for being a Trump surrogate.

Not among evangelicals.

All the #Republicans would still vote for #Trump

But the Virgin Mary has very low familiarity ratings

In all seriousness this shows how what's formed around Trump (but really has been groomed for years by right wing media) IS in, fact, a cult. Not even JESUS they would take over Dear Leader (ironically they all consider themselves Christians).

Jesus is absolutely polling above 30%! But he's got real problems "in the demo," with a lot of his support clustered in the 65+ and under-21s...Sad!

The 30% figure is, of course, fake news, and nothing to take seriously.

Are these the same polls you quoted pre election that said Hillary was going to win in a landslide?

This didn't go over well when John Lennon made a similar comment about Beatle's popularity.

makes you wonder how dumb are some of the people around #Low_IQ_Donny

Didn't Paul Simon write a song about a Jesus and Mary ticket?

Isn’t that one of the signs of a despotic dictator? Thinking they’re bigger than god?

Why would Jesus run for POTUS with his mom?

Well, Virgin Mary is going to divide Catholics and Protestant votes, and Jesus will e smeared as a hippie socialist by conservative Evangelicals.