Reza AslanVerified account

@JoelOsteen the gospels are not cosmic ATMs

It is for him. It’s all one big grift.

It is when you use either greed or fear to rob ppl of their cash.

Yes it is. If you host a party at your house and recruit a few others, you will get a discount on your ticket to the afterlife. Top performers get a pink "Make The Afterlife Great Again" hat and a ride there in a pink chariot.

How do people look at those faces and take their faith seriously? This photo looks like an evangelical parody - which by the way must happen. Christopher Guest, you on this?

Love thy Hater!

Prosperity gospel is neither prosperous nor gospel, discuss.

If we had a proper economic system we wouldn't have to pray/wish for prosperity. Everyone would have enough. No one's cup should overflow, all should just be full.

“Shall we go for a less creepy pic?”. “Nah, fuck it”.

I get your critique. And I don’t identify as Christian. That being said, I hear this as invitation to expansion which is always occurring. #metaphysicalmama

Osteen’s God is Money.

You should be required to pay taxes and Mattress Mack shouldn’t.

What a creepy message from Joel. Ugh.

Wow. That pic. Way too much plastic surgery. Paid for by the flock