The moment Trump goes to jail all baristas are required by law to say allahu akbar
Wait. If Trump goes to jail does that mean we can’t say Merry Christmas anymore?
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Trump was the only thing stopping Obama's sharia law enforcement
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All Holidays Matter, Sharia Lover.
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If he goes to jail I'll attend church for a whole year, and I was bar-mitzvah'd.
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Everyday will be Christmas
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It means we can not only say it, but actually MEAN it. You know, like we all did when Obama was president
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hehehe, you're too cute!
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It means that we'll be saying Merry Christmas all year long!
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Au contraire...that would inspire me to say Merry Christmas every day!
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I can live with that.
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His ankle bracelets will chime Jingo Bells.
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I've always said Merry Christmas.. Its a personal preference. Happy Holidays is alright but not much for the generic greeting.
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I'm still trying to figure out where this whole war on Christmas is waging. I have yet to find it
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