Reza AslanVerified account

bruh, i'm not taking responsibility for that shitshow

I just warned my 9-year old last week about run-on sentences and using all caps for effect.

What do you have against 9 year olds? The ones I know are open to reason and discourse. Even when they disagree, they're well behaved.

That is insulting to 9 year olds everywhere

My 9-year old says his tweet is stupid.

Correction: A nine-year-old and his foreign agents stole our presidency.

I often ask myself "Is Donald Trump more or less _________ than an eleven year old?" Generally, Trump doesn't do well in this contest

My son is six years old and is far cleverer and more mature than that orange clown.

Are we all trapped in a real-life version of Big? Awful middle-school boy who flicks his boogers, farts in girls’ faces and cries to his mommy that no one likes him makes a wish at a deserted amusement park & becomes the President of the United States. Talk about rotten tomatoes!

Don’t denigrate 9 year olds

there'd be less embarrassment and far more potential if you had

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