Reza AslanVerified account

I like how he has to hold the bottle in both his little hands and tilt his whole body to drink. He's like a tangerine t-rex with arthritis.

Is that imported Fiji water?? Expensive and un-American

When was the last time you held a bottle with two hands? A sippy cup?

“I drink water like a big boy now!”

A “baby” human, at this age he could be regressing.

His arms are still coming online.

It kind of looks like he thought it had really long straw at first

Maybe his dad WAS an orangutang? @billmaher

Tiny hands

Yeah. No.

Must have carpal tunnel syndrome from all his f***ing tweeting

The shift to the side, the two hands grab, the entire-body-moves to drink water... what what he trying to avoid doing?!? No. One. Drinks. Like. This.

And there were Koi fish in the glass. He swallowed them whole.