Reza AslanVerified account

This is the BEST first graf of any article I've read this year. I'm in awe.

"He’s a man with a lemur wig and a five-pound bolus of chin-wattle who think’s he’s irresistible to women." If Rick ends up murdered, at least we'll know who did it.

It’s GOLD Jerry, GOLD!

You're missing out. He's probably the best writer among political operatives in the entire country. I'm not exaggerating. What I want to know is how long he has to spend coming up with it. Because it's straight up poetry.

My first outing in the Wilson prose mobile. Solid handling, elegant sound system, Corinthian leather seats and 1st class snark.

“He’s a man with a lemur wig and a five-pound bolus of chin-wattle who think’s he’s irresistible to women.” *thinks

Thank you for this...spewed pepsi on my laptop. Omg....

“Profoundly disconnected, socially awkward, and reeking of late-stage virginity, he gives off the creepy Uncanny Valley vibe of a rogue, possibly murderous android or of a man with a too-extensive knowledge of human taxidermy and a soundproofed van.” Best.

Another gem from Rick: “The rest of the jetsam dragged behind Trump’s sewage barge of a campaign will be little different, and all of them are under the hot lights of Robert Mueller’s investigation.”