He's harsh, but fair.
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Sick burn God.
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damn. god is not playing.
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That would be my wife, dear god
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Sick burn from the big guy.
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New conversation
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Could have been worse. Is your wife a pillar of salt? No? It's cool. I prefer the finger-wagging God to the reckless, Old Testament one.
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God forgets about Texting. Most of us aren't writing papers here. Grammer on Dear God.

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Bahahaha
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He's such a joker!
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Wrecked
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That's why Gd invented Editors, right? Ha.
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My mom was an eng. prof. Grammar nazis are scary. Trust me.
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I ask God for answers all the time and here he is correcting your grammar!
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