God: give Obama sainthood
@TheTweetOfGod What did we do to deserve Trump, Oh Lord, and what must we do to appease your anger and have you rid us of him? #GodChat
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Never vote for Republicans ever.
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Someone said "TRUMP" three times fast, and he appeared like Beetlejuice.
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I bet it's one of those damnable "this hurts me more than it hurts you" lessons.
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This is the one we all have been waiting for. It's wasn't because I puked -up the communion wafer when I was 7, is it?
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A better question would be “What in all Hell did Trump do to deserve being Trump?”.
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désolé attend le roi David
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Can't speak for Dad, but go cast thy vote today and I'll put in a good word for you.
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Yeah, if Obama was so good...he would have brought the country together. The USA is its most divided in decades.
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Good thing El Cheeto Grande's around to bring you all back together then...
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Suck it up buttercup.
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I hear
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Asking “what did we do” as you mock Him.
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God probably isn't actually on Twitter
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What does that have to do with what I said.
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I don't think it counts as "mocking god" when God would have much better things to do than tweet...
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Well I was assuming His omniscience would be adequate enough. Still doesn’t change what I said even if you were right.
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Sounds good Buckeroo
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Roflmao. This isn't hard. The left has sacrificed their souls for political correctness run amok & lots of people got tired of it.
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