Reza Aslan on Twitter: ""Every morning I wake up and I scroll through Twitter to see which tweets I will have to pretend I didn't see ." https://t.co/XRJtrKIUbQ"

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1. Yo, Jimbo!‏ @JimLo7 20 Oct 2017
  
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  He's pretty funny for someone who will be remembered as Salacious Crumb to Trump's Jabba.
  
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1. tags7453 Dogs leave pawprints on our hearts ‏ @tags7453 20 Oct 2017
  
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  I have a hard time finding the humor in it. Paul Ryan is standing idly by watching the country implode under Trump.
  
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1. ksmarti‏ @mme_marti 20 Oct 2017
  
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  I refuse to let Paul Ryan off the hook. If Ryan really believes this, then he needs to put country before party. He hasn’t done that yet.
  
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1. George Carlin's Cow ‏ @Words77Seven 20 Oct 2017
  
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  Ha ha so funny - easier to make fun when you ass is not in the line
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1. Individual-1: Obstruction of Justice VII E,F,H,I,J‏ @PBJA64 20 Oct 2017
  
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  Is he reading from his diary? Has it been a yr since the last Al Smith dinner? Watching DOOFUS struggle to read jokes?
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1. Zoe Bear‏ @zoeciccarelli 20 Oct 2017
  
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  Yet, he chooses to keep giving that monster his support. What does that say about him? Whose worse, the monster, or his enablers?
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1. Kassandra Perun‏ @ktperun 20 Oct 2017
  
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  Now that we know that he scrolls through Twitter ever morning, he can never again pretend that there are tweets he didn’t see:)
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1. tak‏ @tak_twitt 20 Oct 2017
  
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  Abdication of one's oath to Constitution is ripe topic for humor.
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1. JO PIPES‏ @JOJap227 20 Oct 2017
  
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  The inhumane trail of Don & admin should make us all question how low our nation will sink before the fabric of our nation is torched.
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1. Dave D‏ @answerallman 20 Oct 2017
  
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  Ryan like the Majority of my #GOP Uber Fundamentalist Roman Catholic Family Members are Meanspirited Cruel Hatemongering Bullies
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1. JoAnn‏ @pheljkp_joann 20 Oct 2017
  
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  Enabler
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1. Stephanie Norton‏ @Snnorton 20 Oct 2017
  
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  i mean most comedians don't even have to write anything they basically just quote him
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1. Shred Betty‏ @kkdoit7 20 Oct 2017
  
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  Three words for frat boy Ryan: Grow some balls.
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1. jamie carter woodard‏ @cheeriokeeper3 20 Oct 2017
  
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  Every time I see you tweet I’m super pissed about you getting fired. I’m glad my 15 yo daughter and I were able to watch your show
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1. FJafarzadeh‏ @IranNoveen 20 Oct 2017
  
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  Avoids JOKER’s tweets.
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1. Terry Crump‏ @ragwoman 20 Oct 2017
  
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  Is this man NOT the Speaker if the House? Like third in succession? O-M-G
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