Me: drops out of school, burns all her textbooks, quits job, slaps some people across the face
*volcano never erupts*
Me: -.-
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It's a race between this volcano and Trump inciting nuclear war!

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Holy shit - as if we don't have enough to worry about with climate change!
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You want to wipe out all life on the planet?
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lol...
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Wow, that's kind of dark. I like it.
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So why are we so concerned about the national debt?
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I know, right? I keep thinking, where is that damn asteroid. Then I wonder, maybe it already came and we are all in purgatory together.
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Uh oh.
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Beinging downwind of this thing i don 't feel lucky at all.
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Pretty sure it's tied to global warming.
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it's as if Mother Nature is like, "Um what Trump's president? ok, fuck it, Armageddon here we go."



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Why the fuck should we be so lucky? People don't take cannibals like you seriously anyway.
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Have you seen the shoe that could be the new 'dress'? Nobody knows what color it is! So weird!! Some say gray/teal & some say pink/white!
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