That's why God invented scotch.
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I went out for sushi and came home to a Special Counsel and Crazy Clarke on HSA. Never leaving house again.


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Me neither. I'm spending far too much time on Twitter.
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I don't dare not check Twitter for more than a couple hours at a time in the afternoons.
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I too, can only get so erect in one day.
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I worry about you sometimes. ;)
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For. Real.
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Maybe we should segue to a once a day, 30 minute newscast.
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I think they must have scheduled ahead using Buffer
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Best idea ever
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How about they save breaking news for actual breaking news that's worthy of the title?
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This entire week has been breaking news!
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Trump is furiously leaking so that we don't concentrate on any one scandal for too long.
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Every freaking day, just as I'm getting off subway, they are breaking something new. Maybe we break the stories at beginning of my commute?
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SRSLY GUYS.
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Thought you work for CNN? Lol
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