Job Description: "Lie to everyone in the US today, straight-faced, on the fly, about some things you are hearing for the first time."
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but... but the flat Earth folks...
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They're taking the scenic route, guys...
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At this point, it wouldn't surprise me if significant players in this administration thought the world flat.....
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"Take the long way home."
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The new fighting navy song?
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Is there a planet called Kurt?
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Crying...
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I think I need to apply. I have never been a news person but can speak without stammering, lying & saying no, no, no ,no. Just saying
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C'mon Reza... we all know the Earth is flat in Trumplandia.
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In a weird way, then, at many points throughout the day, we're all headed to North Korea.
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What the hell!! Seriously? He said that?!!
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Oh my god. If this wasn't so freaking scary I'd laugh
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That's a better explanation than SpiceBoy's


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It's amazing that they think the American people are as stupid as they are!!!! Unbelievable!!
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