Reza AslanVerified account

all-seeing all-knowing god-king creator, blessed be the benevolent orange being from beyond the stars

He has the best eyesight, the very best, the greatest.

That's either poetic or as we say in Australia: "rooted" (not a compliment)

@mitchellvii he also sees the past lives of the apple and all the apples it will be in the future. Also pies, millions of them

@mitchellvii how is taking LSD?? Can't be good for you right??

Wow, we're getting into Trump is the Second Coming territory. That's how some people in India see Modi.

@mitchellvii does anyone take Bill Mitchell seriously?

@mitchellvii Bill's thinking of Wendell Berry, maybe?

Bill Mitchell is kind of the worst. Recently, his followers have been abandoning him. Cracks in the Trump brand.

Apparently, Trump is always tripping on acid. Now all his hullabaloo makes total sense.

donald trump has never seen an apple

@mitchellvii yeah - and this brain surgeon beat every Dem pollster in DC. WTF indeed.

@mitchellvii Isn't that from Sideways - the speech Virginia madsen gives

looks like ol' billy has eaten from that apple; the hallucinogenic sickness from a rotten core has bequeathed his omnipotent king

The question we should ask here is do his hallucinations & the apple speak to him? Does he feel compelled by those voices to act?