Reza AslanVerified account

There's magic water somewhere being kept away from people. #smh

as a Californian who does my part to save any water, and has seen friends have their wells run dry, this makes me fucking sad.

Trump's mixing up California with the plot of Mad Max Fury Road

it will be the most luxurious water you've ever seen, let me tell you.

I went with #TrumpIsMagic, but I like yours too!

THIS GUY! Talks more crap than any body I ever seen run for office! Again no 1 has called this moron on what he said! I will bomb

than 17 countries budget combined!. Again mainstream media pass! Its like they are try to pull another idiot 43!

Mussolini would be proud!

90% of people killed in recent drone strikes weren't the target = beyond justification to ban using drones for assassination

@realDonaldTrump so clearly an idiot who believes himself a rain god

5 years later.. Trump:"Who says we are ruined, we will make America great again."

@WholeLottaJulie Yeah, you do that that little thing. I'd love to take a shower that lasts longer than 5 minutes! #DumpTrump

So what he's really saying is "Screw you Arizona"

and take THIER oil, media says nothing! The guy says American military is weak. Which is a insult! Us a military budget is bigger

Muad'Dib.

Xenu is real.