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"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." (And an AR-15, too!)
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@petersagal@rezaaslan "If thy right eye offendeth thee, then line up the sight with thy left. And pull not the trigger, but squeeze"
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@rezaaslan@SarahPalinUSA didn't Isaiah talk about beating swords into ploughshares? Wasn't that the word of the Lord?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rezaaslan@SarahPalinUSA To be fair, Jesus did turn over Cambist's tables (Mark 11:15)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rezaaslan@SarahPalinUSA seems Jesus is whoever you want him to beThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rezaaslan which, would mean that Han Solo was sinless.
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@rezaaslan ...jokes, in all seriousness, agree.
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@rezaaslan@SarahPalinUSA sorry Sarah - pretty sure Jesus didn't say turn the other cheek with the butt end of a pistol.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rezaaslan you can never be too sure.@SarahPalinUSA inspects under the bed for muslims before she's done for the day. Operating procedure.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rezaaslan Jesus? That "turn the other cheek" fella?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rezaaslan@SarahPalinUSA You never know when the brit... er.. romans might come back.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rezaaslan@SarahPalinUSA what warped version of the bible do these people read..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rezaaslan someone should tell her that Jesus would’ve been considered a refugee if he tried coming here.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rezaaslan So that SNL "Djesus Uncrossed" video is canonical. I'm kind of okay with that.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rezaaslan Don't know about the 2nd, but he will certainly take away the 1st after hearing@SarahPalinUSA !!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rezaaslan Han Solo is Jesus confirmed.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rezaaslan@SarahPalinUSA Guns as the new golden calf.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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