@rezaaslan @ryanstruyk "Me good at military! Me make army strong! TRUMP SMASH!"
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@rezaaslan That's what I told the Drill Instructor on the first day of boot camp. It was not well received.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rezaaslan it's like a pubescent boy trying unsuccessfully to convince a college coed he's good at the sexThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rezaaslan@ryanstruyk "And if your head doesn't spin, I'll chop it off!" My god, he's a man child who can't not get his own way.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rezaaslan My head is spinning already.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rezaaslan Isn't that the line hookers give to their Johns?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rezaaslan@ryanstruyk and he wanna be the president of the free world
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@rezaaslan we, the Kurds, are fed up with republican presidents.#DonaldJokeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rezaaslan WWIII?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rezaaslan@ryanstruyk let's be fair, he did a bit better than George W whom we all know how he shaped the world into a mushThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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