@rezaaslan all that stripping for nothing? 
Covert TSA agents have successfully carried knives and guns onto planes in 95% of their attempts. But still, take your shoes off.
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@rezaaslan Gotta go with Dennis Leary's suggestion that we all have to fly naked. Safer that way.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rezaaslan Don't worry. They'll kick in our doors soon enough on some pretense and set up checkpoints at malls.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rezaaslan I don't mind having to take my shoes off, it's having to put them back ON that bugs me#barefootisfunThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rezaaslan All theater Reza to make us look and feel "safe".Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rezaaslan You never know. The feet could be the most lethal of the three.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rezaaslan Why be safe when you can feel safe?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rezaaslan@SooPatrick YEP and listen to this very concerned Military GENERAL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQAJXzeHvUI …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rezaaslan@nerdsherpa That's because they weren't REALLY going to use those guns or knives. Everyone else is a filthy, lurking terrorist.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rezaaslan the terrorists have certainly succeeded in making air travel suckThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rezaaslan Purpose is to make a maximum show without actually catching anyone. They probably consulted Al Qaida.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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