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@rezaaslan Why would you want to? Gonna be the most entertaining election cycle EVER. #GOPProblems #Conservatives #bencarson #POTUS

@rezaaslan spontaneous same sex slow dance / make-out parties at all his campaign stops

@rezaaslan @Ez4u2say_Janis Let him run. Let them all run. Entertaining!

@rezaaslan build a talking bus to follow his campaign bus around and its face will be made to look like @fakedansavage saying "prove it"

@rezaaslan make a troll bounty and pay each person a small sum to capture A/V saying (and Carson hearing) "you will never be president"

@rezaaslan ask Carson questions like "what's it like to know that you're diverting the crazy Iowa GOP vote so that Jeb Bush probably wins?"

@rezaaslan send male strippergrams to his campaign office

@rezaaslan the male strippergrams sent to his campaign office will read "you will never be president"

@rezaaslan extra points if the male stripper looks like Chris Farley.

@rezaaslan ask him more questions about homosexuality and let his words speak for themselves

A good look at the sausage making process that defines presidential politics are run:predictably ugly via @rezaaslan http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/22/magazine/how-do-you-solve-a-problem-like-ben-carson.html?smid=nytnow-share&smprod=nytnow …”

@rezaaslan an unwed mother on public assistance was the basis of his conservative awakening... Not the billions going on corporate welfare

@rezaaslan, @bookmandan, He's no worse. Leave it to the brilliant collective brains of the African-American voters.

@rezaaslan If media would give them their rightful place in obscurity rather than elevating them on a nat'l platform. That would be a start.

@rezaaslan We condemned him on our show but we should not have to go the extra mile to that-If he didn't have the platform we wouldn't do it