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@rezaaslan let me tell you something: you don't know patients until you have sat next someone on a plane w/ a kid, while the it was barfing.

@rezaaslan If only People were there to capture it: "Muslim religious scholars are just like us! They get puked on by their kids, too!"

@rezaaslan Fox News STILL doesn't understand how you, with your background, can tweet about that.

@rezaaslan :)

@rezaaslan so intense!

@rezaaslan =o/ I've done that. (He took it well. I was five.)

@rezaaslan LOL,

@rezaaslan Been there, done that. :)

@rezaaslan or shits multiple times on your lap as a baby.

@rezaaslan Well, I know how it is 2 b a mom whose kid barfed into her bra. It is like "welcome to parenthood" and any romantic notions flee.

@rezaaslan I have decided it's just as easy washing my shirt as it is to wash our muslins. I have accepted the puke...

@rezaaslan precious!

@rezaaslan your next Fox interview ..."So as a Muslim, why were you on a plane?"