Three people excitedly mistook me for @rezaaslan at his book party. I said I'm his hairier second cousin. They stopped talking to me.
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@rezaaslan ive told them this is not my real hair. You're now Pakistani btw.
@WajahatAli Tell people the more books they but the more likely that this train will start moving.
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@rezaaslan I personally helped sell 6 books. I started making up facts about Jesus. They loved it. I accept flattery and kebabs as paymentThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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