Reza Aslan on Twitter: "Yup. This is totally less embarrassing than masturbating.… "

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1. Leah McElrath ‏ @leahmcelrath Jul 23
  
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  I just guffawed out loud, Reza.
  
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1. Matthew Highton‏Verified account @MattHighton Jul 23
  
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  Replicated in amount of light. What does that even mean??pic.twitter.com/hPv3SXI1Or
  
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1. Dr. Butcher, M.D.‏ @DrButcherMD2 Jul 23
  
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  The Daleks have gloryholes now. We're in trouble.
  
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1. Conner Habib‏Verified account @ConnerHabib Jul 23
  
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  Hey, don’t knock it up till you try it.
  
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1. bob‏ @huntthesnark Jul 23
  
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  This problem wouldn't exist if people would just hold their applause until the end.
  
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1. Dej Nope‏ @hafekasicuriosa Jul 23
  
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  I guarantee those aren’t cleaned well enough
  
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1. DevinNunesLawyer‏ @DevinLawyer Jul 24
  
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  I volunteer as tribute
  
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1. Old Man with Beard‏ @brianebutler11 Jul 23
  
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  Total solution for incels .....
  
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1. Alexander Alai‏ @AlexanderAlai1 Jul 23
  
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  I bet you there’d be a line outside clinic
  
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1. Kathrina Visitkarte‏ @Visitkarte Jul 23
  
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1. The Pesh‏ @yeahthepesh Jul 23
  
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1. robbrie‏ @robbrie Jul 23
  
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  Somewhere within a U.S. University frat house exists a homemade version. Made with a surplus vacuum cleaner combined with various plumbing parts bought from the local Home Depot.
  
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1. Ms. Hala - #BlueForSudan #RedForYemen‏ @MsHalaCo Jul 23
  
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  Men embarrassed to masturbate in public? Have you met men?pic.twitter.com/vlt5zVwYx1
  
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1. Pastor David Jewberg‏ @opiateofblame Jul 23
  
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  What I want to know is how did they get it to look so similar to a vagina?
  
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1. Jessica‏ @LilMonkeyWoman Jul 23
  
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1. Dan J‏ @RelUnrelated Jul 23
  
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