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So can my 5 year old nephew.

Nah, man. I refuse to expect and accept so little.

I’d enjoy Christine Legard gifs in reaction to all those complete sentences.

I don’t doubt she’s smart, just uninformed. That circle was like a convention of vascular surgeons and she was invited because she’d been to the doctor a few times.

That bar is so low you had to dig a trench for it.

You didn't just Tweet this, did you?

Pointless incorrect vapid complete sentences.

Imelda Marcos had nice shoes....

I still can't believe we don't talk more about Trump's lack of complete sentences.

Next VP??

But can she do that without waving her hands manically? Recent evidence suggests not.

Such a low bar #morons

I hope you guys realize there will be no presidential debates. Trump will claim he’s too busy and would debate if the networks paid him personally 100mm for each instance as why would he contribute his brand to provide the only thing that would make it exciting not boring. Bet?

Regression to the mean.

Breathless stories about how she has spent years negotiating with foreign countries. True, for trademarks and $2.00/ hour workers for her factories making spiffy shoes and purses. True, for hotels in sketchy countries where drugs are sold by the bale and bundle.

She is being groomed to run as a Trump "dynasty" candidate. All of this is intentional. We will see her run in 2024 after Trump leaves office.