Until Iread the “got back into our cars” I was like THIS IS THE WINNER for meeting a celeb! 


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When you rear-end someone, it's YOUR fault. Just saying.
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What actually happened: *Reza gets rear ended* *Reza gets out of car* *SLJ gets out of car* *Reza gets back into car* *Reza drives off*
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*Samuel L Jackson stares motherfuckingly*
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if you rear ended somebody, it's your fault
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But did you ask how endgame ends??????
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Mine- meeting Isabelle Allende at a book signing and when I told her I was so happy to have seen her in Paris at a Human Rights conference, there was a little pause, and she looked at me a bit, and then said, that was my cousin. I nearly died.
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I guess you got lucky
if he’d got out of the car in a black suit quoting Ezekiel 25:17 you’d be in trouble #pulpfictionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I guess
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That's funny. Samuel L. Jackson told me it was your fault
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Did he called you motherfucker?
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Lucky for you he didn't misquote Ezekiel, if ya know what I mean!
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OMG
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I forget you can do that in California. You can both agree to walk away or exchange insurance info? In Illinois, you would have to call the police and file an accident report. Failure to do so would be "leaving the scene of an accident".
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@SteveCarell came into the Starbucks I worked at for a while after retirement, on the way to the Telluride film festival. One of my baristas came on the headset (I was in back) and could hardly talk she was so excited. I went out and flirted, pretending I didn't know who he was.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Lucky you he didn't call his SHIELD buddies :-).
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I met David Hasselhoff 3 different times over 30 years. And I’ve run into Ben Stein twice on flights.
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