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    Reza Aslan‏Verified account @rezaaslan Apr 11
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    Reza Aslan Retweeted michael segalov

    I rear-ended Samuel L. Jackson at Sunset and La Brea. Hard. It was his fault. We bumped fists, got back in our cars, and kept driving.https://twitter.com/MikeSegalov/status/1114997594562945024 …

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    michael segalovVerified account @MikeSegalov
    what’s the most surreal encounter you’ve had with someone famous? been thinking about this all day... mine was looking up while riding a bucking bronco in Liverpool last year and seeing Hugh Grant looking at me, who then stuck his tongue out and then just shrugged.
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    • BoomGen Studios Blue away Dino Bjelopoljak LaurieF Mera🦄 Gary Ferguson Rafay 🇨🇦 hullyg 🇨🇦 😴 J
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      2. r*bbr*d‏ @red__RD Apr 11
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        Until Iread the “got back into our cars” I was like THIS IS THE WINNER for meeting a celeb! 😬😳😂

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      1. Annie Leighton‏ @AnnieLeighton Apr 11
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        When you rear-end someone, it's YOUR fault. Just saying.

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      2. Surreal Nate Wheel‏ @LoboAustin Apr 11
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        What actually happened: *Reza gets rear ended* *Reza gets out of car* *SLJ gets out of car* *Reza gets back into car* *Reza drives off*

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      3. Surreal Nate Wheel‏ @LoboAustin Apr 11
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        *Samuel L Jackson stares motherfuckingly*

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      2. CRUISE SHIP DRUMMER!™‏ @shipdrummer Apr 11
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        if you rear ended somebody, it's your fault

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      1. **insert witty nickname here**‏ @jroczx3 Apr 11
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        But did you ask how endgame ends??????

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      1. RebeccaRomani‏ @rebeccaromani Apr 11
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        Mine- meeting Isabelle Allende at a book signing and when I told her I was so happy to have seen her in Paris at a Human Rights conference, there was a little pause, and she looked at me a bit, and then said, that was my cousin. I nearly died.

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      1. Timo Pusa‏ @TimoPusa1 Apr 11
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        I guess you got lucky 😀 if he’d got out of the car in a black suit quoting Ezekiel 25:17 you’d be in trouble #pulpfiction

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      2. Shubhajit Sen‏ @kittusen Apr 11
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        I guess @SamuelLJackson is writing the same tweet “I rear-ended @rezaaslan ...”

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      1. *Starry-Eyed*JGC‏ @jgcOCANADA Apr 11
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        That's funny. Samuel L. Jackson told me it was your fault 😎

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      1. Send me Location!‏ @realmadliv Apr 11
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        Did he called you motherfucker?

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      1. Essen Ein Schwanz‏ @thesslazarus Apr 11
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        Lucky for you he didn't misquote Ezekiel, if ya know what I mean!

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      1. Sabaah Jauhar-Rizvi‏ @AustenLied Apr 11
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        OMG😱...but he’s still that cool in real life!

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      1. KENNETH‏ @80lbGorilla Apr 11
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        I forget you can do that in California. You can both agree to walk away or exchange insurance info? In Illinois, you would have to call the police and file an accident report. Failure to do so would be "leaving the scene of an accident".

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      1. Peggy‏ @fureygirl Apr 11
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        @SteveCarell came into the Starbucks I worked at for a while after retirement, on the way to the Telluride film festival. One of my baristas came on the headset (I was in back) and could hardly talk she was so excited. I went out and flirted, pretending I didn't know who he was.

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      1. ايمن السقاف‏ @aymanko Apr 11
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        Lucky you he didn't call his SHIELD buddies :-).

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      1. Pastor David Jewberg‏ @opiateofblame Apr 11
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        I met David Hasselhoff 3 different times over 30 years. And I’ve run into Ben Stein twice on flights.

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