Reza Aslan on Twitter: "Why don’t we just address this whole “witch hunt” thing once and for all by tying Trump up and tossing him into a lake to see if he floats?… https://t.co/xyWf4rIg0E"

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1. Kelly Rost‏ @kelly_rost Feb 19
  
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  We need to consider the environmental impact of all that bronzer in fresh water. Let’s try the swamp & see if it floats.
  
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1. Puddintane‏ @imwren Feb 19
  
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  You really do have a violent mindset. Punchable children, tying up and tossing the President. Rather disturbing that you not only think it, you voice it.
  
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1. Your favorite president‏ @MichaelOrdona Feb 19
  
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  Pretty sure he doesn't weigh the same as a duck
  
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1. Charles Ulysses Farleigh III, Esq.‏ @snarkofthebeast Feb 19
  
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  I can't see what he's saying but I'm imagining he's screeching like a harpy about being unfairly treated by the Mueller probe. Which, as we all know, is totally something an innocent person would do.
  
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1. Blue away‏ @RealYeshua1 Feb 19
  
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  Gee, I was hoping for slipping him into the ocean.pic.twitter.com/3ljcoKNTMF
  
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1. gabriel tenorio‏ @TenorioPraxGab Feb 19
  
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  Well, of course. Wood floats. And so do witches. Ergo, witches are made of wood. So to test this we must ask ourselves what else floats. King Arthur: a duck. Yes, Donald is a duck. And a witch.
  
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1. (((Mad Bastard)))‏ @MadBastard_v2 Feb 19
  
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  pic.twitter.com/XdZsYC1AoR
  
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1. ECL ‏ @ECLaurio1 Feb 19
  
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  Hahahaha
  
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1. ouriel daskal ‏Verified account @odaskal Feb 19
  
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  That's the best idea ever!
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1. Janet Linde‏ @siouxsiespal Feb 19
  
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  Can we had some concrete shoes as extra insurance? Asking for a friend.
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1. (((DavidLieberman)))‏ @davidilieberman Feb 19
  
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  Oh, he'd float, all right. Like a beluga he'd float.
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1. Michael F Roberts‏ @mfr2210 Feb 19
  
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  This solution is elegant in its simplicity!
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1. Just a Man ‏ @OldSchoolLib Feb 19
  
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  That is so quaint. Today your kind prefer to make them kneel while you severe their heads with a large knife. Why change now?
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1. gomblebomble‏ @gomblebomble Feb 19
  
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  You would support something like that you lunatic.
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1. CarlosRojo‏ @doc_rojito Feb 19
  
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  Sad.. but lard, fat floats hehe So he would sadly float
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1. Marilyn McCoy‏ @flynn25m Feb 19
  
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  Spoiler alert: he won’t.
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