David Cross on edible gold: "It's the ultimate middle finger to poor people: Oh, so you worked for years in an unhealthy gold mine, crippling yourself for what amounts to pennies a day to get this gold, huh? Well, thank you for your effort, 'cuz I'mma just shit that out now."
The end is nigh... and we fucking deserve it.https://twitter.com/InsiderFood/status/1084291445207445505 …
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This edible gold chocolate bar tastes like royalty 
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Smh
For those who say they don’t have privilege/or that everyone else should check theirs — here’s a gold chocolate bar — gold it could help the poor — ahh, f**k the poor — lets just eat itpic.twitter.com/IK07lA65bL
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I would rather eat gold chocolate than human brains like you did, Reza. Get bent.
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Yea. He was trying to prove that all cultures are equal so he shared a campfire with some savages. They drank booze from a human skull, rubbed human ashes on their faces and ate human brains. Reza said they tasted burnt. Then the cannibal threatened to decapitate him. Real nice.pic.twitter.com/1YpHTo2bVz
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WTF — I’d pass on that even if the native ppl thought I was disrespectful — I’ll live with it
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How quickly did Trump scream at his daughter for not coming up with this?
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I hope they gorge on it. Gold is probably not more nutritious or less toxic than other metals.
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I’ve eaten stale brownies that look tastier than that. Nothing says “tasty dessert” like hard edged metallic coloured objects...
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quoth patton oswald, anyone who eats these should be fed to the sharks
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Late stage Roman Empire right here. Excess is fun so just suck it up fish, plants, animals, earth
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Gross. Just gross.
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not really. indian sweets have silver and gold thin film. old stuff
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Let them eat...gold!
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You are the best.
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