Straight from Middle East dictatorship playbook 
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Well, Trump's ass isn't going to kiss itself.
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I can’t even... room full of old white guys, make it stop
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Hmmm...wonder why his family stayed in Florida when they easily could've been with him in that big, lonely house?
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Make. It. Stop.
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Pass the chapstick

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This is just gross
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What a fucking suck ass.
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The meeting looked more like a Soviet Cabinet meeting defending Occupation of Afghanistan rather than a U.S. Government meeting.
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you are such a pussy, nothing better to be upset about today?
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"Demonstrated your dedication to delivering.... Melania the break from your bloviating that was at the top of her Christmas wishlist. She sends her thanks from a secure, undisclosed location."
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Totally normal president we have.
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He’s so far up trump’s ample arse he could perform brain surgery if trump had one.
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not shocking from the guy who got on
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Ladies and gentleman, I give you the next Vice President of the United States of America!pic.twitter.com/4LnoShZCXX
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