Reza AslanVerified account

I also love his wording that it's a 115 mile long contract rather than a contract for a 115 mile stretch of wall. We now know how he spends his time: measuring the length of legislation. It could be worse. He could be in the Oval Office trying to measure *other* things.

you're missing the real issue here: what is a 115 mile long contract? how does that work? are scrolls the new A4? are we doing away with binders and going to scrolls? These are the real questions...

I didn't know CVS was sponsoring the wall.

You know, when raising $4.5M completes half of their $1Bn goal! It is a fantasy game after all!

President Fantasy Camp has gone on way too long.

This goes in the file with the "we're voting on a middle class tax cut" during the midterms with congress out of session. The "you just made that up & you're so lazy you can't even bother to make it even slightly believable" file.

Yikes. That is a particularly scary one....it is pure babble....

I actually burst out laughing when I read this, @rezaaslan

After he is gone we'll find out that his office phone patches to Stephen Miller, who impersonates world leaders with stereotypical accents, aren't we?

Rudy would like to tell you Adderall isn’t a drug, and, if it is, it shouldn’t be.

He’s not sitting in the Oval Office. In bed with a bucket of KFC more likely.

More like....’I am in the Oval office and just gave out a 115 second fart’

Indeed.

Accurate

He forgot. He thought he was back in his Trump Tower office handing out contracts to union employees he'll never pay.

Yeah he os probably dreaming that he is still a NY RE developer. What is intriguing is that 80K liked that tweet. How stupid are the people of this country.