Me too. I have calendars with all the parties I didn't go to in a box in my attic. Right next to a box marked "women I didn't try to rape."
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"Tell me, Judge, were you in the habit of marking all of your underage drinking on your calendar, or just some of it?"
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Mr. Reza I am a Muslim And I say it is from God's wisdom that Apollo 11 was landed on that day by non-Muslims because if it was done by Muslims some people may say: (Muslims planned to do it on that day to match the numbers of the Moon in the Quran). For more: JustPaste .it/zypic.twitter.com/nCcKE33tAZ
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On my high school calendars, I carefully recorded every party I attended.
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Only serial killers keep meticulous notes from an early age. I'm just saying.
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Never realized the value of old bank calendars as credible evidence for my defense if ever accused of being a sexual predator.
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Aren’t calendars for homework. Who puts “going to a party” on a calendar when he is in HS.
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What about the ones from 1981 going back to preschool?? And the ones from Yale and since? Dems should ask to see ALL his date calendars and go thru them with a fine tooth comb!
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Who didn’t?
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Sounds like a bunch of trophies a sicko is proud of.
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Who the fuck kept a calendar in high school???
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Which include all the parties@you attended and women you assaulted, naturally.
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Mentioning these calendars did NOT help one bit. Just made it all more suspicious!
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Who believes this shit?
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Right? What kind of dork pencils in ragin kegger?
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I hope you kept them in code like Samuel Pepys. And so to bed.
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Definitely. I always keep calendars and diaries. In case.
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Best laugh I had all day...
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