Andrew Bossom

@rewboss

Born in Glastonbury, England, now living in Germany. Just don't mention the war.

Kleinkahl, Germany
Liittynyt huhtikuu 2011

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  1. Kiinnitetty twiitti
    19. maalisk. 2017

    Do you consider yourself one of my fans? Well, now you can support me on to help cover the costs:

    Kumoa
  2. 21. syysk.

    Now on : How do the Germans elect the chancellor? (Spoiler: Not directly.)

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  3. 19. syysk.

    Wife: "What's the etymology of 'buce'?" Me: "'Buce'? Where did you hear that word?" Wife: "In the song 'Baker Street'. You know: 'He's gonna give up the buce and the one-night stands.'"

    Kumoa
  4. 19. syysk.

    Seeing the hashtag reminds me of an old music-hall joke. Two old men sitting on the beach: "It's nice out, isn't it?" "Put it away, there's a policeman coming."

    Kumoa
  5. 17. syysk.

    "Together. Work. With You." I'm not sure who our local SPD candidate hired to come up with that slogan, but I reckon even Yoda would have made a better fist of it.

    An election campaign leaflet.
    Kumoa
  6. 16. syysk.

    Are you on Reddit? If so, you might like to know that I have been persuaded to do an AMA on the r/germany subreddit. If you're interested, you'll find it here:

    Kumoa
  7. 15. syysk.

    Have just confirmed, with the help of a flashlight, the existence of a hedgehog on the patio, untroubled by the presence of humans and cats. Pro: hedgehogs eat slugs. Con: hedgehogs tend to have fleas.

    Kumoa
  8. 15. syysk.

    Now on , I bow to popular demand and make a video about trains and infrastructure.

    Kumoa
  9. 10. syysk.

    Now on : I visit the town -- or should that be "towns"? -- of Wörth am Main. Not to be confused with all the other Wörths.

    Kumoa
  10. 8. syysk.

    Now on , a very quick (and probably hilariously inaccurate) description of the German voting system:

    Kumoa
  11. 7. syysk.

    "I'm a Marionette": Something's wrong, got a feeling that I don't belong, As if I have come from outer space, out of place, like... argh... King Kong...

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    Kumoa
  12. uudelleentwiittasi
    7. syysk.
    Vastauksena käyttäjälle

    The entire song "Love Isn't Easy (But It Sure Is Hard Enough)" is a textbook example of it. For example "Look at that cat, you'd think that he's an angel but he's talking through his hat".

    Kumoa
  13. 6. syysk.

    "Does Your Mother Know": Well, I can dance with you, honey, If you think it's... erm... funny...

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  14. 6. syysk.

    "Super Trouper": I was sick and tired of everything When I called you last night from... ugh... Glasgow. All I do is eat and sleep and sing, Wishing every show was the last show.

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    Kumoa
  15. 6. syysk.

    For example, "Dancing Queen": You are the dancing queen, Young and sweet, only seventeen. Dancing queen, Feel the beat from the... uh... tambourine...

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    Kumoa
  16. 6. syysk.

    I have a game I sometimes play in my own head, called "ABBA lyric syndrome", although you can use it with any band's songs. The aim is to identify the line in a song that must have been written in a desperate bid to find a rhyme.

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    Kumoa
  17. 6. syysk.

    I knew that ABBA had tried their hand (with varying degress of success) at a huge range of genres -- folk, ballad, rock, disco, synthpop -- but I didn't realize glam rock was in that list. Turns out... Well, have a listen:

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    Kumoa
  18. 6. syysk.

    Now on : the phone box that has everyone in Trennfurt talking.

    Kumoa
  19. 2. syysk.

    So just released a couple of brand new tracks on their official YouTube channel, and now the 80s are back and I feel 40 years younger.

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    Kumoa
  20. 1. syysk.

    Join me on a walk in my latest video, and let's have a little chat about mediaeval trade routes.

    Kumoa
  21. 28. elok.

    Out of curiosity, is it normal for women to do their hair before going to the municipal dump?

    Kumoa

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