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  1. prije 23 sata

    Please give yourself a treat and meet this wild pack of Bookstore Creatures!

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  2. 2. velj

    Folding laundry to the plucky Detective work of circa 1938.

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    WHAT’S HARD FOR YOU IS NOT WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU.

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  4. 30. sij
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  5. 29. sij

    Trying to decide which nail polishes to keep or throw away has created the cutest manicure! I may never paint my nails all the same color again!!

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  6. 28. sij

    I just watched the first episode of ‘s new show and it’s SO DAMN GOOD.

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  7. 28. sij

    Behold, the weirdest Boomerang I’ve ever made, in honor of the “Whisper Soft” toilet seat I just installed ALL BY MYSELF! 🏄🏽‍♀️

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    25. sij

    this thing makes a cool sound

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  9. 15. sij

    And they grow up to be chill friends with a majority of the animal kingdom...

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    Imagine thinking "tree hugger" is an insult?? It sounds badass and sweet! Fuck yeah trees are amazing! Gently hug the fuck out of them! Plant more so we can hug more!

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    Art is not a luxury. Dreams are not a waste of time. Pleasure is not an indulgence. These are all basic human needs! Feed your soul, no guilt about it!

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    8. sij

    Slow-motion binkies. A binky is the playful, twisting leap that a rabbit makes, expressing excitement or joy.

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    7. sij

    At the end of 2020, instead of 30 Under 30 and NextGen lists, please profile middle-aged people who just got their big breaks. I want to read about a mother of 2 who published her first novel, a director who released their first studio feature at 47, THAT'S THE LIST WE WANT.

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    There’s a tweet for everything. Holy shit.

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    3. sij

    Men are too emotional to be president.

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    28. pro 2019.

    Gecko with sand hat

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    28. pro 2019.

    The days between Christmas and New Years are liminal spaces, much like airport layovers. They aren’t real. Nothing matters. Get high at 10am. Watch all 3 Lord of the Ringses. You are your own god

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    24. pro 2019.

    me: i wonder what would happen if i trained the neural net gpt-2 on christmas carols? me: ... me: oh NO

    Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, with its red belly
The All-gracious King of all the earth,
Had a baby at Christmas time,
On Christmas Day,
A true and holy Deity,
Went down to earth,
With human flesh for sacrifice.

For sinful men such a Deity doth appear,
And wink and nod in reply,
As he winked and nod in reply,
As he winked and nod in reply

The wretched world is run by ox and ass
The wretched world is run by ox and
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  19. 24. pro 2019.

    Currently surviving the Holidaze with flair! I’m keeping it mostly together! 🙃🥂🤡

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    rich people hate taxes, so i propose we rebrand the wealth tax and instead call it "dues" or "membership fee" and then when someone pays over $1 billion in taxes we send them a shiny black card that says "government recognized billionaire". this will work.

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